Too Stoned to Be Scared Tee, Halloween Cannabis Shirt, Retro Stoner Graphic

Too Stoned to Be Scared.

Spooky season hits a little differently at Wicked Boston. This vintage-inspired graphic tee mixes Halloween energy with cannabis culture for a shirt that’s funny, a little witchy, and made for getting high and getting into the spirit.

Printed by hand on a soft, relaxed-fit tee, the retro graphic gives it that perfectly worn-in Halloween look without feeling like a typical novelty shirt. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or an oversized fit for dispensary runs, Halloween parties, haunted nights, or your favorite October smoke session.

Premium Quality & Materials
We don't do stiff, scratchy, or thin promotional t-shirts. We exclusively print on authentic Comfort Colors 1717 blanks to ensure a high-end streetwear feel.
Colors Available: Pepper (vintage charcoal)
Fabric: Heavyweight 6.1 oz., 100% ringspun US cotton for maximum breathability and durability.
Relaxed, vintage boxy fit featuring a classic 1" ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.
Craftsmanship: Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric that won't shrink or lose its shape in the wash.

The Print: High-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) transfer. Smooth, flexible, vibrant, and built to withstand your daily rituals.

Sizing & Fit
Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL
For a classic fit: Order your true size.
For a relaxed, effortless style: Size up one.
For a cozy, oversized stoner-chic look: Size up two.

Please reference the size chart in our listing photos for exact measurements before checkout!

• “Too Stoned to Be Scared” Halloween graphic
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired cannabis design
• Hand-pressed by Wicked Boston
• Great for oversized styling
• Made to order
• Perfect for Halloween, spooky season, cannabis lovers, and stoner gifts