Stoner Girl Shirt | High Standards Tee | Weed Lover Gift | Retro 420 Graphic Top

Honey, I’m as High as My Standards

For the woman with excellent taste and appropriately elevated expectations.

This retro-inspired graphic tee pairs a confident vintage woman with the cheeky phrase “Honey, I’m as High as My Standards.” A little sassy, a little stoned, and made for anyone who appreciates cannabis humor without wearing the same old weed shirt.

The vintage illustration gives it a playful mid-century feel with just enough edge to make it an easy statement tee for everyday wear.

Each shirt is hand pressed by Wicked Boston Co. on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee. No print-on-demand fulfillment here. Your shirt is individually made in small batches.

Premium Quality & Materials
We don't do stiff, thin, or see-through promotional t-shirts. We exclusively print on authentic Comfort Colors 1717 blanks to give you a high-end streetwear feel.
Color: Ivory (a warm, creamy vintage white).
Fabric: Heavyweight 6.1 oz., 100% ringspun US cotton for maximum breathability, structure, and premium weight.
The Fit: Relaxed, vintage boxy fit featuring a classic 1" ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.
Craftsmanship: Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric that won't shrink or lose its shape in the wash. Includes twill-taped shoulders for lasting structure.
The Print: High-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) transfer. Smooth, flexible, vibrant, and built to withstand your daily rituals wash after wash.

Sizing & Fit
This shirt features a Unisex Relaxed Fit.
Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL.
For a classic fit: Order your true size.
For a relaxed, effortless style: Size up one.
For a cozy, oversized streetwear look: Size up two.
Please reference the size chart in our listing photos for exact measurements before checkout!

Perfect For:
Wearing to your next local market, concert, or celestial gathering
A beautiful, artistic gift for the astrology lovers, tarot readers, and modern mystics in your life
Layering under a distressed flannel, leather jacket, or oversized cardigan for a full retro-grunge vibe
Proudly repping the signature, magical essence of the Wicked Boston brand

Stay grounded. Stay Wicked.